The Hallway

So went out for Pride in NYC this Saturday It was pretty interesting .We arranged to go to a place in jersey but ended up in a club in Washington heights that should have been called the hallway the alley because we were practically stuck on a wall all night while being pushed and groped by the gays .It was so tight in there and thank god for there was eye candy  and the good music. We made the best of it as we usually do when we go out .The twin Dominican strippers were better looking with their clothes on. My friend Jay was super funny when he repeatedly screamed out he’s a drag queen as the fem boys passed us with the arch pencil thin eyebrows even made a song about it LOL .Note to self from that night was never go there on a packed night and pay ten dollars to be stuck in the hallway, never pay ten dollars to be stuck in a hallway and never eat fried chicken at 5am in the morning after having a colonic.